Reviews

85 - OTW

5.0

Sexiest Player in the Game

By Haraldur, 14-11-2022

Where do I even start? When he was out in packs, I did 129 upgrade packs to try and get him, but failed. The next week I sold my team and bought him for 300k, and let me tell you, it is the best purchase I've made since I came out of the womb. The pace, dribbling, strength, defending, passing, shooting, and everything else is perfect. With him, 50/50 tackles are 100/0. He has more shot power that Ronaldo vs. Portsmouth. He can play Tiki-Taka like prime Busquets. He can run more than Kanté did at the World Cup. He has more agility than Ryan Kent and Ben Yedder combined. He can genuinely outpace anyone on the pitch, and always scores a last minute bicycle kick from outside the box when you need him to. It is extremely difficult to find anything bad about this guy, but if I had to say one thing it would be his long passes. Everything other stat is genuinely perfect.

Pace: Can outpace anyone on the pitch
Shooting: Insane shot power and doesn't miss sitters
Dribbling: Crazy agility, balance, and composure on the ball
Defending: Wins just about every 50/50 tackle and has good slide tackles
Physical: Great stamina, strength, aggression
Passing: Short passes never feel weak

Nothing, this man is perfect!

Formation: 442

Position: CM

Games: 167

GPG: 0.17

APG: 0.61

5.0

Overall

4.5

Value

5.0

Stamina

Pace (9/10)

Shooting (8/10)

Passing (6/10)

Dribbling (9/10)

Defending (10/10)

Physicality (9/10)

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