EA FC 24 BatesonIsAnEggyNonce Profile

BatesonIsAnEggyNonce

Vlaar

Join Date

18.02.19

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Reviews

Did both, all 6 were base shitters. 18:12 log off. Fuck you.

14.01.24

Brazy how not a soul asked

24.11.23

Worst SBC ever?

23.11.23

We all know it was your uncle...

15.12.23

Loser

01.12.23

How the fuck is this guy 1.7m? Just faced him in fut champs and he raped me down the line worse than any player this year. Already know I'm gonna hate seeing this card if he's this common to pack.

Ketchup 10 I know you'll be here, kill yourself

22.11.23

This nigga got cooked

04.12.23

Know + respect your owner :smirk:

03.12.23

3*3* with 81 dribbling. Moving like a drugged elephant with timberlands on.

16.01.24

Just adds fodder to the icon store pack

24.03.24

They should get a real job then smh

I fucking hate this card every year. Chests down crosses because he jumps 8ft in the fucking air, legs like slenderman intercepting everything, and has his own fucking orbit when he jockeys so you can't get around him. Can also sprint faster than mbappe when tracking back. Wanna light his ponytail on fire the prick

01.12.23

Every year they release these year in review picks and every time it's a scam because the power curve has progressed past about 95% of the cards available in the pick

27.11.23

Forgot he also gets away with murder charges on the pitch, like when he charges in and fucking elbows my player into a somersault, sending them off injured. Seriously needs to piss off.

01.12.23

He's there to run down the line to setup the cutback or score the cutback himself. Shooting stats don't matter morob

07.12.23

2-0 already, we'll be getting both upgrades :star_struck:

15.03.24

We don't care

06.12.23

He doesn't even play for ajax what a strange lie :joy:

07.03.24

He wasn't born to see that let him live in his delusion :joy:

17.03.24

Bremen are a team of odd results so I would not lose hope in him getting the 2 win upgrade yet, however I don't see them scoring 10 goals in three games :sweat_smile:

24.02.24

Holy shit it's over

07.03.24

We didn't need an explanation, the comment was just shit.

15.12.23

And they get let off AGAIN. That's an embarrassing performance from the entire team, 50 lashings for each player is warranted.

24.02.24

You're overweight and play EAFC, you would not play better than Emerson.

22.02.24

Another +1 confirmed bc he's in the starting 11

03.03.24

Almost scored twice, confident she'll get all 4 upgrades with the other upcoming fixtures featuring two really poor sides

09.03.24

Decent card ruined by arguably the worst two playstyles in the game. Couldn't they juice Rui for once?

23.02.24

Who is higher on the table kid :yawning_face:

14.01.24

Can futbin show the height stat ffs why is it so difficult?

19.02.24

You are a fucking retard

27.01.24

Great for 150 games before patch and now post patch feels like shit and doesn't attack headers like he used to. Fuck off ea

16.03.24

Say my name...

06.01.24

Think he's more suited for the wing, can beat full backs well with his pace that allows him to knock the ball and run, and skillful dribbling. Pinged pass+ drives the ball into your striker or attacking midfielders. A bit too small with not enough physicality to beat the beefier defenders most people use like gold van dijk or Maldini.

21.02.24

It's an L be real and accept your reality

19.11.23

Every year TOTW during TOTY is fodder, wriggle on this juicy penis EA Sports

24.01.24

Feels like someone dropped kicked me in the stomach

31.01.24

4 goals in two games? We will be there

28.02.24

So you saved 125k and potentially have a better card if he gets upgraded (which is likely) so what are you complaining about?

27.02.24

Drink fucking acid retard

24.03.24

Crazy how no-one asked :griezmann:

24.03.24

Out muscles 6'5 big black men fuck off

25.02.24

Objectively good card for 500k+? Fuck right off

30.12.23

Beast at cm and cam but struggles in cf for me

16.02.24

EA fixing games so the card doesn't get an upgrade, how the fuck was that a penalty?

04.12.23

Check his hard drive!

17.01.24

Retard to retard conversation, they're on the same wavelength :griezmann:

03.03.24

Look at the refresh time moron

15.03.24

Gold van dijk is right there, he might be the most boring option but there's a reason like 90% of the player base use him

24.02.24

Squad battles can munch on deez bawls

20.02.24

Is this nigga retarded :face_with_monocle:

24.02.24

No-one is scared of you fraud, you're overweight, jobless and get zero (0) pussy.

08.03.24

Assna fans have not learnt from the elephant era, we will be there here for the second leg loss too.

21.02.24

Somehow prefer his 83 gold card. This one has been frauding diving away from shots.

13.01.24

Engine 110%

30.03.24

First touch of a drugged elephant with timberlands on. Pure fodder.

18.12.23

Release some fucking evos EA

12.03.24

Mouth breathers on here don't understand his price is high because he's a rare tradeable card, not because his card is actually that good. This sbc is at least 500k overpriced

05.02.24

Everyfuckingyear

29.11.23

81+ double pack, great success

29.03.24

Didn't ask

19.11.23

84x4 daily play objective, first time I've packed him since he was 83 rated :joy:

12.03.24

She is so good for me, though I'm not in div 1 or anything

20.02.24

No need for that now come on

17.01.24

He's gonna be dead inside 30 minutes :skull:

20.04.24

This team is unfucking believable, lose to a team that hasn't won in FOUR MONTHS.

24.02.24

Second year in a row having a shit promo card at discard/fodder value. What is the point?

03.12.23

End it

06.11.23

As a villa fan it upsets me how bad this card is. Fast but dribbles like a donkey and gets out muscled more often than not. This is not how Watkins is irl.

09.02.24

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE EVOS FUCK EA CAMMAN MAYN

11.03.24

You're genuinely disabled if you struggle to use this card

08.02.24

But you're just trading high fodder for low fodder to do what? Try and get high fodder again. It makes no sense, you'll always have more low fodder than high unless you're a fifa youtuber like bateson (read my name) who has a million fifa points

23.11.23

Crazy how this was tipped with Carvalaho to get no upgrades and now they may be the very few from the fantasy promo to get both upgrades.

04.04.24

No chance I am ever Going to Go anywhere Even close to doing this Retarded SBC ^

13.12.23

Omg used her in the cup, yeah no she's fucking shit

24.02.24

That's a bit far it's just a game

18.03.24

Pause :face_with_monocle:

19.03.24

Probably not tbh that's a great attack

25.02.24

Ketchup10 will reply with 'brokie' or 'cry' the sped

22.11.23

Assna fans learnt nothing from sporting who owned you at your own ground :griezmann:

21.02.24

Interestingly thunderstruck Neymar was the first player to have 10 total playstyles - and is currently the only player in the game to have 9 base playstyles.

31.03.24

Just bring back 83x10

04.12.23

Holy fck 5-1 he is getting all 4 upgrades

28.02.24

Behind the curve for me now, over 600 games but this is the end for him

01.03.24

Idk what time you on but I'm on demon time so free up that hole bbg daddy's coming in :hot_face:

24.02.24

Fuck off slag

02.11.23

It is impossible for a bridge to jump sir

28.03.24

If cheaters on a video game make you mad enough to wish on them a fate worse than death then you need help. Also where did I defend them? Relax.

18.03.24

Congratulations :open_hands:

15.12.23

OH NO

21.02.24

Because he can walk and still keep up with mbappe, he doesn't need high stam compared to someone who is 5'7 with shorter legs who'll need to sprint to keep up with most players

28.03.24

Didn't ask

19.11.23

Been out for less than 2 hours btw

17.03.24

Power header is actually fucking worthless unless you're 6 yards out now

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