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EvilBoy666
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07.01.23
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People saying they're packing back to back icons and I can't barely pull a gold 89. Y'all either lying or y'all mum is throwing massive throat at EA employees.
19.01.24
If he played like his fifa cards irl he'd have 3 Ballon'dor's already
23.01.24
Anyone else noticed the new GK playstyles?
15.03.24
This man could be used as a case study in court proving that pack weight is based on market value and usability and not pure rng. U could open thousands of 82 max and min rating packs and still never see him.
27.11.23
JUST TELL ME HOW IT IS ME AND MY FUCKING OPPONENT CAN HAVE THE SAME EXACT KEEPER SAME FUCKING CHEMSTYLE AND MY OPPONENTS PUTS ON A FUCKING GENERATIONAL MASTERCLASS BY SAVING 17 SHOTS ON TARGET WHILE MINE FLAILS LIKE A FISH AT A SHOT FROM 60 YARDS OUT LIKE IT WAS WHACKED BY JESUS CHRIS HIMSELF STUPIF PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING GARBAGE
18.11.23
I think imma cut my losses and finally be out fr. My teams good and I still don't have fun even while winning I gotta be so hyper focused on every little movement cause any small error means punishment. Defending is redundant, passing too if a player doesn't have a relevant playstyle and the ping pong tackles are just soul crushing. You can put on a defensive master class even as broken as defending is and still well placed tackle after well placed tackle the ball will neatly boop bing bounce to the opponent feet for a nice little shot and goal conceded can't fight the script. Attacking is just the most tiresome thing in existence you either go against ur morals and play down the wing cutback which a refuse to do cuz I'm not filth and it's not fun or u try put together a semblance of authentic football only to find out the absolute wall of meat in front of you is impenetrable and the suffocating pressure of a robot will not allow for a single well placed pass or creative play. Fuck this game. Fuck EA. And most deservedly fuck this community you're all pathetic :)
06.11.23
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STILL IN THE MUD 93 OWNERS ARE WINNING HARDER THAN EVER HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
21.02.24
Looks lads there's nothing more I hate than someone telling others what to do with their hard earned money (like so many do on this app) but for the sake of us all and the game we grew up playing and have invested so many hours in I urge you to at least consider not buying the next game. We always talk about how EA only care about profits and scamming us but we never hit them in the only place they'd ever care about, their pockets. Yes we see the MILLIONS of complaints flood in every day after content is dropped but what do we do about it? Rip open a couple more packs or run some games thinking one day EA will wake up and fix the game out of the kindness of their hearts, NEVER. It's just gone too far, there must be collectively some limit to what we can accept as a community man THERES GOT TO BE because currently all this game is, is a net negative to all our lives financially mentally and even bloody physical to some point. Something's got to give lads for the For the ones of us in this community that do care and are not Sakura
01.04.24
Goofy playstyles should have given him whipped+ and kept deadball+ his future stars had the best free kicks in the game
05.04.24
The lamest thing I've heard in a while grow some nuts
12.02.24
No better feeling than getting griddied on at 3-0 at half time to come back and win 3-5 while griddying every step of the way. Take that u French twat :)
28.11.23
Ready for the weakly 10-0 then 10-10
02.12.23
The script is so mental like how do y'all put up with it? I literally don't mind losing but when the player is clearly 3 orders of magnitude worse than you but his lucky bounces or your 88+ rated CB has an epileptic fit and just stops defending the ball so the opponent just nicks it and scores a garbage goal and lucky bounces all game cuz the game has detected you are a higher elo it's so garbage bro
11.02.24
Can we all agree on one thing as a community that being that this year TOTS has been dead AS FUCK. It's unironically TOTY pack weight if you don't count the repeated fodder picks that shouldn't even be there. Shameless from EA.
09.05.24
Can bro even miss a free kick? I'm happier when I get fk than a pen with him in my team. Idk I rarely sing sbc players praises but he's still so outstanding for me.
12.11.23
HE'S GONE BAM AND 92 POTM OWNERS ARE STILL SOBBING AND IN THE MUD LMAOOOO
22.01.24
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 92 owners really said he'd be starting at 7 mil and even cost 9 mil hahahahahahaha
19.12.23
I'm so done bro I just came across someone with a front 4 of POTM Mbappe and POTM salah Jarzinho AND R9 and guess what BOTH R9 and Jarzinho were first owner BOTH!!! The best I've gotten from all gambles is fucking smith. Idk what's worse my luck or the fact that I still beat him 3-1 and he rage quit XD
29.11.23
HAHAHAHAH Auba confirmed just here to remind 92 owners who were praying we get done like them with a 94 how deep in the mud they are lmaooooo
16.01.24
Wish I could clone the bastard so I could play him CM and RB that's how good he is.
19.11.23
Lmao he reached 4 mil the 92 brokies must be drowning in cope lmaooo 400k more expensive with this amount of fodder makes him basically the same price
01.01.24
Feels like we're in the Great Depression or something bro man's really lost half his value in a day lmao
05.11.23
If Barca was even semi competent he'd be top 5 midfielders in the game
08.01.24
His lucky is juiced to oblivion it's ridiculous even for the grind he puts in. Some players put in the same grind he does and don't see half the rewards plus he gets paid on top of it. Bros right he's a lil goblin on EA's dime who has the most clearly faked reactions at packing an end Gane card out of 84+ picks and other ridiculous packs constantly just to get more children to spend money he's just as culpable as EA.
28.11.23
Playing in div 4+ now is like playing in a pro tourney where Dinho and 93 Mbappe are common place. What is actually happening I'm usually a div 1 player and elite when I no life and div 3 right now feels like I'm playing against tekkz and auzio every game the actual fuck?
26.12.23
Ginola is overhyped garbage in their game cuz of his yearly reputation even his triple threat was garbage for me can't imagine the base. The dribbling stats are the fakest I've ever seen and so is the pace. If that's ur play style I guess fine but he needs two business days just to turn. Cantona feels better on the ball for me.
18.12.23
Please let him get intercept and anticipate
06.12.23
Bro is impervious to the power curve
25.11.23
Feels like Haaland on the ball in this gameplay unfortunately
14.11.23
Idk how but he's literally got the best technical plus in the game and I had toty Messi on loan. It's just so responsive but combined with his strides it's not too fidgety where you can lose control he literally just glides if you were going off fifa and didn't know football you'd think the real Ginola would have been Pele status or smth unreal in game
03.02.24
Even he feels like gold Haaland in this champs gameplay
29.01.24
There is not a single mode I can chill and have a kick about even friendlies is a complete and utter sweat fest with every retard playing like his mother's life hangs in the balance. I don't even blame EA at this point good on them to milk this utterly filthy and diabolical community dry a monster fucking monsters it's y'all fault shit is as ass as it is. As if EA doin their part to make the game unbearable wasn't enough over the last few years this community has done their utter BEST effort to make it that much more hellish from the cheap garbage every single fucking game no matter how good their team is to the toxicity and goofy fucking celebrations in an effort to piss you off even if you didn't provoke them or be toxic in messages one thing is clear this company and community DESERVE each other FUCK EA and FUCK THIS COMMUNITY a match made in hell.
02.02.24
Hilarious how we basically have one game mode in this game which isn't utter garbage and just plain garbage and that's champs. Rivals is a toxic hellscape which I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy pressing the spirit button requires a full 5 seconds on the clock to get ur player moving and even Golazo Cruyff moves likes he's got 50 agility let alone having to deal with the rattiest players possible in div 1/elite who literally have rat in the club name and cannot function as a normal human and have no doubt NEVER seen a vagina other than on their screen.
01.05.24
OH MY GOD BRO this gameplay is something else COMPLETELY man got golazo Cruyff moving like gold fucking Sorloth takes 3 business days to turn and inch for fuck sake how is this even a thing
22.04.24
That's why he deserves it!
03.12.23
This gameplay man like I'm not even mad I just feel defeated like I want to play because I love football and want to play something football related but this gameplay man it's soul draining. Losing to players clearly worse. The lucky bounces the games of ping pong that happen in the penalty box that end in the worst most glitchy goal you've ever seen with ur keeper basically giving it away. THE REF calls omgggg like I get brutalized never a foul U touch the opponent instant foul and red this feature is not complained about this year refs are on another planet. I just want to play a decent football game man.
25.02.24
Faster than Mbappe, as strong as Gullit elegant as Zidane, jammy as Dinho and finishing like R9 he makes my 93 Mbappe and Cent Eusebio seem mid mr rank 1 indeed
02.01.24
Ok this scripting talk has to move into action like a class action lawsuit or something because it's BEYONG ridiculous. You could be winning 3-0 and not just from gimmick goals literally pounding the guy running laps round him in every way passing, possession, dribbles, shots, goals etc then like a switch flips a dumb bounce there, ur own defenders colliding and tripping over each other letting him walk up and tap it in, a pen that isn't actually a pen and last but certainly not least ur goal getting completely and utterly lobotomized mid game and before you know it you're beaten by a guy you're convinced was also lobotomized.
11.05.24
Someone tell me why I just faced him and he was playing like his fifa 15 card
10.11.23
Holy shit bro ik this game is known for getting under peoples skin but I've never been so angry playing a game before IN MY LIFE. Don't get me wrong it's always been utter dogwater garbage but this patch OH MY LORD THIS FUCKING PATCH!!!! It's like they're literally making the game worse ON PURPOSE and they laugh at us and our addiction they sit in there billion dollar office actually howling with laughter seeing the profits go up and up while we literally are having unhinged anger induced psychosis. I'm convinced Satan is EA's CEO bro gotta be.
23.03.24
Is the ref tryna go pro or something??? The fucking prick
03.12.23
Watkins Alison, Watkins Alison, Watkins Alison, Watkins Alison, Watkins Alison, champs? WATKINS FUCKING ALISON FUCK OFF YOU FUCKED CUNT COMPANY FUCKING ROBBERY GARBAGE.
29.04.24
He animations are out of this world swear every year EA dedicated a team to handcrafting his animations to make him way above the rest just like Mbappe
21.03.24
Don't tell him shit what he does with his money is his business tf? Get ur own up
02.01.24
How can they possibly make a toty of this absolute monster?? What kind of witchcraft is EA gonna employ in order concoct the utter abomination that will be his toty. Genuinely the only way he can be better is if they make the toty fucking spit out 3 clones and take over the whole defense. There's literally no discernible difference between the gold and WW that's how unimaginably broken this card is. Hands down the most broken gold card in fifas history and I've been playing since 06.
18.01.24
They'll hate on u but ur right.
27.11.23
The pack weight is starting to get ridiculous it's literally always the keeper along with one of the 3 designated fodder cards. EA turned TOTS into TOTY.
06.05.24
Bro is HIM on a shadow at CB he just makes a Usain Bolt sprint to the halfway line to let you know you're not getting past and takes it off the opponent. Mental CB
08.03.24
She's the best attacking LB but not enough people talking about how elite she is at defending too. Her play styles make her cracked, have her bullying Haaland type strikers too only negative you could say is she very rare wins headers but other than that a 9/10 LB
22.12.23
It's ok it wasn't meant for you lil bro you're part of the problem
01.04.24
He just put on the most mental masterclass against me 11 shots on target 10 saves 91% save rate but Ik the second I'll craft him he'll be garbage
07.12.23
Doesn't make sense how good an 81 is even at this stage of the game he feels like an 87 min rapid as all hell and doesn't miss a shot with a hawk.
09.10.23
How is whipped pass not his play style plus??
06.12.23
People literally score 1 goal in champs and instantly proceed to pass round the back from the 20th min for the whole game switching long ball from rb to lb. It's so pathetic what's the point? Seriously I wanna get some insight into the mindset of these type of players. Why get POTM Mbappe, Eusebio etc and play like a pathetic roach for what? To hopefully get R9 like what is the point of an ultimate team. Your constantly playing like a rat to try and get rewards to improve ur team to continue to play like a rat? Like imagine not even having fun with top tier cards and continuing to play like u could with a gold team? When is it enough? People will get POTM Mbappe just to cutback and play round the back in hopes of getting even better players to proceed and do the exact same thing inception is right y'all are sick rats bro playing for rewards it's a slot machine to y'all u don't even care to actually use the good players it's just a casino simulator for y'all pathetic get a grip.
31.12.23
He might have stolen the title from Mbappe as most broken golf card this year. Yeah Mbappe is crazy and more expensive but I don't stress that much when I see him in the opposing team lately VVD has been pocketing him and even his POTM. He's too broken this year.
28.11.23
This game is so crazy many I meant every one of my previous comments he was absolutely horrid. Now this past week he's been making FB Davies look like a C tier card and he's moving like a monster it's so annoying how inconsistent gameplay ruins card experiences one week.
22.02.24
Should have 5* skills but that would require EA to be competent
25.12.23
What chem did bro use when he was spanking that little goblin?
08.02.24
Wanted the upgrade so bad but can't even be mad with how shit Barca is playing
10.12.23
How tf am I already coming up against the likes of VVD, Varane, Kyle walker, Hakimi in defense KDB's and the like in mid and Leao and Rashford Dembele and Messi up front? Do u lifeless sado's just stop spending on cheatos for a month and drop it all into this game? Mums credit card getting dusted already wankers
26.09.23
Fermin just channeled 2012 Messi for a bit there
03.12.23
He's a monster for me but purely value wise I feel you but I genuinely cannot see anyway they don't give him an evo cause even for EA standards that value is shocking especially considering they've values most sbc's extremely well this season I reckon they would have to have weighed in an evo in the price.
24.01.24
He scored literally in under 10 seconds on his debut in quails.
23.12.23
Bro could probably play in goal if you give him the chance
02.12.23
First POTM owners really thought he'd be 9 mil LMAOOOOO
19.12.23
Literally not made one good investment all game she just tuned my 1.4 mill to 900k fuck this fucking game man not one aspect of it that doesn't gape you
02.02.24
Came across someone with Dinho and Toty R9 then someone with toty Mbappe and pasted them both they were utterly terrible no one can convince me EA doesn't reward garbo players
20.01.24
SCHOLES AGAIN FOR FUCK SAKE FUCK THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT ALL PACKS DONE ALL ENGLISH CM FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT ITS UNBELIEVABLE
04.12.23
An you have neither hold the L dog
21.01.24
Hahahahahahaha 92 POTM owner spotted keep coping gimp :skull_crossbones:
20.12.23
No quicksell
07.12.23
I've given up being angry at this game an entered full on hilarity I'm literally laughing out loud at what I see on my screen XD. My gameplay has been shit for 3 weeks and counting mind u every match is 10ms and my internet is crazy good but what I'm seeing is what I imagine football in zero gravity would look like.
25.10.23
92 copers adding a mil to his price every time they come back to cope XD " 6 MiL mIN, aT lEaSt 7 MiL nAh DeFiNiTeLy 9!!" lmaooooooo
12.12.23
How tf has he got a dynamic on the loading screen and not on the actually fucking card this goofy company bro
25.03.24
He's radioactive has been so saucy for me in div 1. Baby Vieira vibes
23.12.23
This 71 depth constant pressure tactic cannot go on there's literally nowhere to move while all these PayPal warriors in champs do nothing and completely leave it up to the EA and their pay to win team if u play like this I genuinely hope you contract Ebola.
27.10.23
Having that many coins equals negative bitches
09.04.24
The best part of this game is thinking the players and gameplay in champs are toxic and garbage then for some godforsaken reason you hop on elite rivals and remember there's a whole 10th circle of hell you forgot about.
09.05.24
This year is BY FAR the most pay to win year ever it's not even January and already people have S tier icons and POTM Mbappe. Just came across someone with Dinho, centurions Eusebio and POTM Mbappe and he was so visibly trash but he just kept player locking to Mbappe lobbing it in and went from 3-0 to 3-3 it's so dumb bro just blitz down the line at lighting speed unstoppable shot over and over he literally made his Dinho and Eusebio look like ghosts they didn't score once
12.12.23
Lmao the gameplay feels even more congested and worse feels like my opponent is playing with 22 players only EA can take something garbage and make it worse
06.12.23
He's literally degrading me mental faculties. I could throw a slice of Swiss cheese in goal and it'll do a better job than him.
02.12.23
He just put some guys poor 91 VVD on ice skates for 90 mins absolutely unreal this year and downright cheap for what he does in game I still can't believe u pulled him untrade.
28.12.23
You know what the worst part about it is? That they could afford to have the whole playerbase on at the same time and have the gameplay be silky smooth and it would barely put a dent into their bottom line but they can't have it being silky smooth even when less then half the playerbase is on that's how much of a shit they give about the player that makes them billions with a B.
20.01.24
Still better than 95% of tots attackers can't believe they laughed at us lmaoooo
09.05.24
How does bro continue to be the best player in the game year on year but is nothing crazy irl
26.11.23
Lmao this is why I laugh when people say save packs for full team like EA won't utter tank the already ridiculous drop rates. You're better off ripping your pack on honorable mentions you'll get more value instead of barely seeing a double walk out seeing how most the usual walkouts are in Toty but now you're more likely to be hit by lighting than see them XD
25.01.24
What's crazy is that if you think about it getting a top flight card is seen by EA as "unintended rewards" so they're literally telling you to your face the chance of actually packing the crazy cards is basically nonexistent compared to fodder even tho it should be completely random from packs too since it just says team of the season not 95+ or smth. They're massive scum and have known what they've been doing for years, almost every meme theory around the game is 100% true with these cunts in charge you literally can never doubt they'll do some shady obscure shit. It should be that rewards are either pure rng and Mbappes and Dembele level cards pop up like the glitch all the time or even better make the level of player reflect the rank. Garbage game
11.05.24
They should have most definitely given him the helmet
24.03.24
Don't wanna eat my words but he's a monster so far in champs. One game someone pulled a massive cutback on me (ofc) the goal was wide open and he jumped outta nowhere at Mach 7 and saved the shot on an open goal. Beast.
14.01.24
Giving chip+ is the same as basically not giving a PS+ the way chips are in this game. With normal playstyle they're impossible and with chip+ they're barely feasible
26.04.24
2-2 in champs penalty in the 91st min (a legit penalty not an EA pen) he leaves match doesn't count. How in gods name has EA allowed this to go on? In any mode but ESPECIALLY champs what a company bro
14.01.24
He's just that guy bro wouldn't be surprised if he floats around 900k~1mil all year
26.01.24
Don't bother this community is full of 17 year olds who've been taught by Adin Ross and Kai Cenat that being disrespectful to people online and saying things you'd never say to their face makes you cool and funny.
12.04.24
I'm not even being funny when I say this should be his base card. Xavi should be one of those players that feels like a W pull from an icon pack for the player he was not straight up fodder.
24.01.24
No way "Boner" is the one talking about names XD you ain't doing shit you'd get pounded 5-1 bro flexed elite and u just know ur on credit card FC vibes lmaooo drop the handle boner :griezmann:
20.12.23
Literally every team I've come across in champs is filled with toty/toty icons and I've absolutely steamed rolled them then a gold team pops up. It's actually hilarious the handicap EA throws on ur team and the gifts it gives gold teams. My players turn to retarded salmon and his is playing like prime Barca. I'm literally laughing looking at the screen. Rank 1 stolen by EA.
22.01.24
You'd think he had finesse shot+ the way he sinks them in.
22.01.24
Daily reminder he is him
03.01.24
The having no life fund
28.02.24
130 saved packs later Banza 2x, Muslera, and some other 88 no name TOTS lmaoooo big boy packs too not throwaways. EA tryna turn tots to toty so dead.
26.04.24
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