inshallah we shall be back one day my glorious king

18.09.23

nemanja, wooohohoh nemanja, wooohohoh, he comes from serbia, he'll fucking murder ya

22.09.23

im scared of women

10.04.24

what is wrong with bros head

17.09.23

i'm using her as an evo because i'm a massive virgin

24.09.23

i used to dream of times like this

19.09.23

crikey we are fucking shit

03.10.23

as a united fan as long as he doesn't beat women to a pulp i'll take him fits a profile of winger we don't have

13.10.23

I'm a 19 year old virgin and recently took up playing fortnite again, i've gone mentally insane and gained an addiction to shemale porn. it's safe to say i'm never getting laid

22.10.23

12 pints

17.09.23

I would though

02.10.23

somebody never watches him play

29.09.23

15 pints getting crackhead vibes

17.09.23

I agree I love rap/hip hop but kanye west and travis scott, not that central cee crap it's so ass

03.10.23

yes go on filters in the top right, then there will be a drop down menu in the top right where you can select a fifa

03.10.23

warra jaw

20.09.23

3 pints

17.09.23

thank fuck side pass fc are out most boring football in the history of the game fuck that oil money club

17.04.24

cheers for the pudsey bears there

02.11.23

we just gonna ignore that he looks like he just took a right hook to the lip from mike tyson in his picture

25.09.23

did I miss the free haaland pack or some bullshit? Played 6 rivals games so far all have haaland while i'm running a strike force of beto and nketiah??? Still all got bopped so jokes on them really. Warra credit score

25.09.23

because nobody is going to use a player that can only take free kicks

01.10.23

cry more football fans* anyone who ever backs man city is the enemy of football

15.05.24

we don't care

17.04.24

huge w got to get this guy

21.09.23

not sure I can actually watch united anymore don't think we've had 3 consecutive successful passes yet every game so scrappy it's so boring to watch

21.10.23

I have the ea play trial and what am I actually meant to do to get any half decent players, no welcome back packs, only good objectives require some nike pro thing I can't afford, can't afford to do the league or nation sbcs, I can literally only play the game and get shit all in return

24.09.23

bring back lemar club legend last year

29.09.23

sadly?

17.04.24

think you've missed the point mate

14.10.23

how the fuck do you defend on this game?

01.10.23

was good on his day but let's be honest how has this bloke got a hero

15.10.23

arsenal fans are so deluded odegaard has nothing on bruno

21.09.23

prick

14.05.24

I know we are losing but i'm actually proud of how we're playing considering the state of this lineup, casemiro to blame been the betting team so far

12.05.24

cheers

24.09.23

unless you are sexually aroused by boxes and discs there is literally no benefit to getting the physical version

24.09.23

should be 90 given some other icons ngl

20.09.23

no one had sex WHO goes on futbin

04.11.23

odegaard lmao be fr

29.09.23

she's growing on me but it is nearly 7 in the morning beggars can't be choosers

01.10.23

ow wah

17.10.23

moved to new gen and can't stand the default camera settings is it worth getting used to or does everyone just put it on legacy?

24.09.23

looks like he stinks of chicken biryani with a side of onion bhaji and bombay potatoes

13.10.23

yes yes yes 0 pints that's a bit of me that is Skeyee where will we go now? La flame slidee bop

19.09.23

irra irra

19.09.23

cheers mate think i've found my calling

24.10.23

Cheers for the spunky lee there

18.02.24

germans got bopped mate L bozo

01.10.23

still haven't bought the game is it crap?

12.10.23

we genuinely have no way of knowing if that's a man or woman

19.09.23

shows great potential

19.09.23

cheers for the pudsey bears there

02.11.23

ill fookin leather ya nobhead

13.10.23

bit boring to give it to a player which will get a a ton of special cards anyway but whatever

29.09.23

what am I meant to do with my free trial because I literally can't afford anything not even the advanced sbcs

24.09.23

tidy

25.09.23

14 pints

17.09.23

negative pints

17.09.23

controlled explosive? she's making me out of control explosive

17.09.23

she is a pineapple

19.09.23

pass too old and too square headed

19.09.23

yum

19.09.23

if you insist

17.09.23

0 pints

17.09.23

pint for confidence

17.09.23

this ain't about skin colour don't be silly just think he's a smug little twat

02.10.23

i won't (i'm suicidal)

19.09.23

you sound emotional mate

11.04.24

2 world wars and one world cup suck your mum

29.09.23

Gvardiol and Dias should both be off, pulled Bellingham and Vinci down on the half way line in first half - last man challenges = red cards and neither were even looked at even though it was blatantly obvious. Akanji lucky not to get a second yellow for pulling bellingham down. And the general refereeing on the little decisions like free kicks has been woeful as well

09.04.24

let us enjoy this we've got nothing left

11.04.24

idiots below judging him of a poor start too the season with a 7 game sample size. Not to mention it's not even been his fault. Moronic ball knowledge

25.09.23

can't wait to abuse cut backs and do the renegade with lehmann on you bums soon

19.09.23

let's hope so that will be hilarious, this game was shit anyway, take it from me just go with shit flow and you'll enjoy it more

19.09.23

his long passing I agree but his short passing is woeful he more a less shoots at his teammates

24.09.23

realistically nobody cares about zouma kicking the cat, we are football fans we don't have morals

25.09.23

fifa merchant

30.09.23

Future stars always a snooze fest hyped players so get wildly overpriced cards

10.02.24

Hilarious how much he's got you lot rattled

20.01.24

certainly a no from me

17.09.23

25 pints and a few sniffs of chloroform

17.09.23

recon she was alright in her day but well past her prime years

19.09.23

you're not rated mate

02.10.23

most overhated player in the world because your all so rattled by his moaning you ignore his ability

29.09.23

Still yet to buy the game this year i'm proud of myself, even though it's reduced to £28 it's still a shite deal

20.01.24

no they don't

18.09.23

giggity

25.09.23

looks keen but that can't make up for her other attributes, a no from me

19.09.23

Reminder that Liverpool are going to win the same amount, if not less, trophies as united this season ahahahahhaha and we are shite

11.04.24

another bench warmer in real life getting sucked off by ea then

29.09.23

insane how hard the refs are trying to win this game for city

09.04.24

Anyone else just really dislike this guy for no particular reason?

02.10.23

only to dislike rapinoe allow it

20.01.24

been doing this for years cry about it half the time it's not a pen anyway

26.10.23