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04.10.19
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I know people will say goalkeepers are hit or miss and that all goalkeepers are equally good or bad - but no - let me ASSURE you that Ter Stegen is single-handedly (I should say no-handedly) the WORSTTTT keeper I have ever used in 24. I have tried Alisson and Courtois, and both were good with a Glove chemstyle - but TerRRIBLE Stegen could have 5 hands and 5 different chemstyles together and would still not be able to save a beachball. I don't know what or how EA have done, but this guy has the WORST animations I've ever encountered. There are shots that were going OUTSIDE the goal, Ter ASStegen has palmed the ball into the goal instead. If a shot is flying at high speed, Terrible Stegen makes sure to palm the ball slowly and gently into the goal to ensure he doesn't hurt the net's feelings. And forget near post - this guys' near posts are more open than my ex's DMs, man becomes Ter Statue when someone takes near post shots, even if they red time it. Save yourself the trouble, there's a reason Courtois costs so much, because conceding 45 goals fewer in champs is worth paying 30k or so more. BUYER BEWARE.
06.11.23
I thought I was the only one
22.11.23
This guy is the EA FC Ministry of Defence - the definition of "built different". The Beauty & the Beast in one impenetrable package. Impossible to win a header, impossible to outpace, impossible to win a 50-50, impossible to shoulder barge from the ball, impossible to jostle with, impossible to turn him around, impossible to nutmeg (yeah try reaching his backside after nut megging him, you'll be nursing your injured jaw on the sideline), incredibly composed, perfect auto blocks & auto interceptions, impeccable positioning, zero unforced errors, unfazed by your Mbappe and Pele and R9 because his oversized legs can wrap around your Pele and Cruyff like Mister Fantastic's limbs and his lengthy strides means he is always ahead of Mbappe like Usain Bolt without even breathing twice - this man LITERALLY never puts a foot wrong. Never. In terms of bang for the buck, this guy is the best return on investment for any card in the game. At 150-200k or even at half a million, he transforms your team waaayyyy more than a 2 million Mbappe will. An absolute bully, a brute, a civilized monster accepted by society, Van Dijk is the very last thing your attacker sees before he is dispossessed of the ball, and so should be the first name on your champs team. No ifs, no buts, no "but this SBC that icon this hero that promo CB" - Don't hate the player, hate the game; If you don't start him, you are already playing at a disadvantage. Cheers.
07.12.23
What a missed opportunity from EA to give him Acrobatic+ playstyle
11.11.23
My friend Sharan from Bangalore packed him. We all cried tears of joy seeing this card...there was silence for a few minutes, we all thought we were hallucinating/dreaming...still reeling from the shock...top 3 moments in life (yes we will go touch grass later).
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30.10.23
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15.10.23
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