Bruh this guys dick just slapped my opponents defender in the face and he flew halfway across the field

07.04.24

Small cock but huge heart - the dock detector

21.10.23

His evo actually noticeably improved my defense

01.04.24

Big cock alert

14.10.23

I'm tired of this big scary monster

07.03.24

The cock detector here!! Looks like we have a slightly above average sized cock today! But nothing like the big black cock we are all wanting to see!!!

18.10.23

Small cock detected

15.10.23

The Israeli army could commit genocide on me I still wouldn't pull out of his juicy booty cheeks

03.11.23

Just looks like he has a small cock - the cock detector

21.10.23

He looks like he has a huge cock

07.10.23

Every night I look at a picture of the goat lebron James until a bust a fatty nut thank you legoat

16.12.23

Nah that's cap every year the market crashes in anticipation of tots and then when people realize they don't pack shit it rebounds and everyone acts surprised

20.04.24

Your mom probably fcked a donkey to make you

16.10.23

Big black cock

20.10.23

For my boy phonzie gotta stay away

10.11.23

Big cock alert!! I am the big cock detector!! My sensors are going off!!

14.10.23

This is my Mbappe

13.03.24

Small cock but big heart for sure - the cock detector

16.10.23

This guy changed my life

31.03.24

Your moms bootyhole = destroyed

21.10.23

A little hairy but balls smaller than expected

16.10.23

I want him so bad but no fodder

13.02.24

I was willing to give my left nut up for him and I opened 300k attacker pack and got him

06.04.24

Why u lying

20.03.24

The whole US army couldn't pull me out

02.11.23

I did her and Lowkey regret it cause now I realize I almost have enough to do ginola and she doesn't even make my team

07.03.24

I'll cum in your face

20.03.24

I don’t really say this often but this long-dick ninja ain’t for the long talkin’

29.10.23

The raccoon be popping up so much with him

01.04.24

His cock is huge - the cock detector

24.10.23

Larger cock than expected - the cock detector

21.10.23

Average cock but tiny balls - cock detector

21.10.23

I dove face first into his juicy booty cheeks only go get sharted on now I have pneumonia

04.11.23

Can she play LCF in 4321?

11.02.24

Your asshole tastes like dirt

18.04.24

One RF other attacking cm

01.04.24

Probably has medium sized cock - the cock detector

16.10.23

Must not be using him right

01.04.24

I stay gobbling on that meat

01.04.24

I am a virgin I'm 13

08.03.24

My love for big black cock consumes me

30.10.23

Does he feel as fast as his stats suggest in game?

10.02.24

Bro wtf are you shaming me for rating guys cocks in 2023 get a life

21.10.23

The United States Army could nuke me I still wouldn't pull out of his juicy cheeks

02.11.23

My weenie is hard for mwene

02.11.23

You wish my friend

01.04.24

My good friend fingered his butthole a few years back

20.03.24

Crazy pump and dump

24.03.24

I would gobble his big black cock up so fast

14.11.23

No defending play styles??

03.03.24

This dude be pissing me off in WL

07.04.24

I'm ngl I did him bc I had too much fodder but kinda wish I had waited for Zambro instead

12.04.24

Yeah I gobble big black cock for dinner

08.10.23

Medium cock

21.10.23

Hell yeah brother

01.11.23

Should I do him or buy pires

23.03.24

Bro I wanna nut in this dudes asscheeks he's so good

12.12.23

I just want this guy so bad

05.04.24

For sure, there is a lot of hype around tots but you will be lucky to pack a top tier one for at least a few weeks

26.03.24

I'd slob on his knob for sure

07.10.23

I love a good big black cock

08.02.24

Crazy this is the only card I've bought readable all year

31.03.24

Any similar fast big strong strikers with good heading

24.03.24

I did Eusebio and thought he would replace my Drogba but he never did

27.03.24

Compare her to fraude makelele

22.03.24

I like big physical strikers, for example Drogba is my favorite player. Does he replace him?

27.03.24

He was the first icon I ever packed when I started playing fifa - gonna do for the nostalgia

13.02.24

Sarcoplasmic reticulum

02.10.23

Golgi body

02.10.23

I'll eat your moms pussy next mfer

26.10.23

Slightly above average sized cock - the cock detector

16.10.23

Who are you guys pairing him up with?

08.02.24

The word lengthy makes me bust

30.09.23

I pump and dump to this card every day daddy

23.01.24

Would you give a blowjob to get this card?

23.01.24

I'll fck u too

02.11.23

Gullit sawa or Bruno to partner with him as b2b

15.02.24

I feel like he doesn't given that tots is like in a month. What does he really do better than kante

18.03.24

And he has a small cock - the cock detector

21.10.23

Ask your mom what kind of fan I am but her throat might be a little sore from last night

01.11.23

Fuck yall didn't let me get him yall have small cocks

21.01.24

I hate to say it but I'd give this guy the Gluck Gluck 3000 and let him bust on my face

12.12.23

Bro lmaoo u think I'm scared of another small cock Mexican dude

07.11.23

Does he replace Rolfe as b2b?

07.04.24

You probably sniff donkey anus!

16.10.23

I would let him lick the inside of my arsehole

28.10.23

The whole US army couldn't pull me out of your mom

02.11.23

NATO couldn't pull me out

02.11.23

French guys have small cocks

22.10.23

I wish this guy would shag my arsehole

26.10.23

Medium sized cock most likely - the clock detector

16.10.23

I'm busting

30.09.23

Lebron James harden is better than Chris paul george

03.11.23

I like getting pegged

17.10.23

Is anyone concerned with lack of playstyles

25.03.24

On this episode of the cock detector I will let the fans do the ratings! What size cock do you think he has?? Let us know below!

21.10.23

The big cock detector is happy to see big black cock on the menu for today!!! But EA has a micropenis for this lack of effort in this game!!

19.10.23

Facts

20.03.24

I am a kid

29.09.23

A Brazilian can only have a small cock or 4 star skills... somehow he got both - the cock deterir

01.11.23