Player Review
66 - Normal
So where do we begin? Actually don't answer that I know exactly where to begin, his amazing taste in clubs! oh, wait did I say amazing? I meant to say atrocious taste in clubs but that's not really important... Let's move on shall we? We all came for the player review, AMIRITE? So yeah, his 2-star-skill-moves ain't gonna do you any good, he wouldn't even be able to get past Bast Dost on a good day, and his 3-star-week-foot ain't gonna matter because regardless of the foot he uses, he won't even be able to the broad side of a barn even if his life depended on it. Moving on, his ability to find useless attacking positions is mind-blowing, never have I ever seen a man being this useless. I could go on, but I'm running low on time I'll just quickly list some pros and cons
Long throw ins
Basically everything