Reviews

66 - Normal
0.5
KVIST TO THE WRIST!
By NotaHoe, 04-11-2018

So where do we begin? Actually don't answer that I know exactly where to begin, his amazing taste in clubs! oh, wait did I say amazing? I meant to say atrocious taste in clubs but that's not really important... Let's move on shall we? We all came for the player review, AMIRITE? So yeah, his 2-star-skill-moves ain't gonna do you any good, he wouldn't even be able to get past Bast Dost on a good day, and his 3-star-week-foot ain't gonna matter because regardless of the foot he uses, he won't even be able to the broad side of a barn even if his life depended on it. Moving on, his ability to find useless attacking positions is mind-blowing, never have I ever seen a man being this useless. I could go on, but I'm running low on time I'll just quickly list some pros and cons

Long throw ins

Basically everything

Formation: 4321
Position: CM
Games: 30
GPG: 0.00
APG: 0.03
0.5
Overall
0.5
Value
0.5
GC
3.0
Stamina
Pace (2/10)
Shooting (1/10)
Passing (1/10)
Dribbling (1/10)
Defending (2/10)
Physicality (3/10)