Player Review

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5.0

This guy absolutley destroys me

By MattJackson, 03-04-2019

I have never ever seen a player like this before. I was once watching his highlights from the leeds vs aston villa game and i cant lie that volley honestly made me have a massive orgasm and spunk in my pants. I have constantly used this guy in division one and he spanks every single player (including my own). I have a clip of him literally bending over ibra on the pitch after he missed a sweaty goal from 70 yards out and ending his career with a massive spank.

Ability to score sweaty goals

Able to wriggle through security gates

Headers because i cross every minute so its hard to miss

This guy has enough strength to bully santa off the ball

Once got kicked out of church because i claimed he was god

stamina- i need at least 99

His name isnt digne

Formation: 5221

Position: GK

Games: 69

GPG: 0.00

APG: 0.00

5.0

Overall

5.0

Value

4.5

1.0

Stamina

Pace (10/10)

Shooting (1/10)

Passing (1/10)

Dribbling (1/10)

Defending (10/10)

Physicality (10/10)

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