Reviews
72 - Normal
I have never ever seen a player like this before. I was once watching his highlights from the leeds vs aston villa game and i cant lie that volley honestly made me have a massive orgasm and spunk in my pants. I have constantly used this guy in division one and he spanks every single player (including my own). I have a clip of him literally bending over ibra on the pitch after he missed a sweaty goal from 70 yards out and ending his career with a massive spank.
Ability to score sweaty goals
Able to wriggle through security gates
Headers because i cross every minute so its hard to miss
This guy has enough strength to bully santa off the ball
Once got kicked out of church because i claimed he was god
stamina- i need at least 99
His name isnt digne