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91 - TOTS

5.0

The Moroccan Destroyer

By cAnNAvaROSbC, 18-05-2019

I was in math class when I looked at my phone and saw the red bubble next to new players for on my Futbin app. I looked at who was there, and the EPL TOTS littered the section, and I knew I would not be able to afford any of them with my current funds. I was in need of a striker, when, all of a sudden, HABLAM! HABLOOM! HAMDALLAH APPEARED! I looked at his card and I immediately knew this guy would eat defenders up like beans. Within less than a day of having him, I can already confirm that he is one of the best attacking options I have used recently. In my team I'm a bit spoiled for choice with my attacking options, most notably my 92 Alan Shearer who has bagged me a cool 278 goals in 200 appearances. With such a dominant force in the attack, I figured the Moroccan Machine would have a bit of trouble finding the goal, but holy moly abdi Nouri, this guy turns and twists better than a soggy cheese stick. His dribbling is fantastic and is heading is TOP CLASS. His shooting is something only Arabic words can describe, and I do not speak Arabic, so I will just say that it is absolutely fantastic. He's an absolute unit and for the people that get turned off because of his 3* 3*, you are missing out, so at least give him a go.

Heading, he turns horrible crosses into golden Pirlo-esque deliveries

Low-Drivens: hits them in from all angles and even when the game is conspiring against you he'll stick it in the back of the net

Long-Shots: just watch him do it it's an art

Dribbling: Gets in and out of tight spaces wonderfully

Passing: gets the job done, nothing less than what you'd want in a striker

Physicality: he's a brute

Weak Foot: It says 3* but when you have such good shooting it'll still be good even on his weaker side

He may not be the easiest to link if you don't have Headliner Ziyech or some Icons/Musa, but you can still use Petros or Tawamba

Formation: 41212-2

Position: ST

Games: 14

GPG: 1.29

APG: 0.43

5.0

Overall

5.0

Value

5.0

2.5

Stamina

Pace (10/10)

Shooting (10/10)

Passing (10/10)

Dribbling (10/10)

Defending (1/10)

Physicality (3/10)

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