Player Review

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0.5

Awful, Atrocious, Waste Of My Coins.

By PrecisePablo, 12-11-2019

So I decided to pick this man up as I saw a lot of hype around him, reviews were positive and I thought I finally had my ideal partner for van Dijk. Unfortunately, I had to use icons to link him in, the first of many disadvantages. Trust me, many.

Pace- Horrible. Takes him about 5 years to even realise the ball is passing him. I tried the shadow chem but it didn't work. I remember once trying Giroud as a CB for a meme and make no mistake about it, he would blitz Jansen and leave him in a path of his own sweat.

Shooting- Not even worth discussing. More chance of the world ending next Thursday than this guy getting a shot on target.

Passing- Horrible

Dribbling- Genuinely laughable. Falls over his own feet, and hair. Probably gets in his way.

Defending- Largely irrelevant, couldn't catch a tortoise.

Physical- He's 6'4, but he showed me all the strength of a baby Bernard. Weak in tackles and just generally, awful physically. Lasts about 30 minutes before I need to sub him off. Stop trying to tell me this guy is even better than Mustafi. Back to Maldini 92 I guess.

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Slow

Can't Shoot

Can't Pass

Dribbling is just....LMAO

Terrible Defensively

Weak

Bad In Aerial Situations.

Formation: 4231

Position: CB

Games: 10

GPG: 0.00

APG: 0.00

0.5

Overall

0.5

Value

0.5

Stamina

Pace (1/10)

Shooting (2/10)

Passing (2/10)

Dribbling (1/10)

Defending (3/10)

Physicality (3/10)

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