Player Review
88 - TOTS
Okay, here it’s how it goes. Friday 7pm. +150 packs to open. Dyding to open those juicy packs. Two PL TOTS in those packs: Vardy and Henderson. So excited. I decided to give Henderson a try (of course Vardy is banging every ball he’s got, he’s a mad man full of Red Bulls and scrambled eggs with two cups of extra coffee). I replace Pope with Henderson, and we go into the MORE IMPORTANT WL OF THE YEAR (apart from TOTS Ultimate week).
First 5 matches, easy wins except one. Everytime the opponent gets into the area, it’s a goal. I can’t believe it. Henderson has nice traits (as well as Pope does) like saving with the feet and be careful in corner kicks.
I thought that it’s normal in the first games for the keeper to have bad days (I have good temper, but when I lose it, OH MY DAYS, it’s a petty that PS4 controllers cost too much). The 13th game was the end for Henderson.
So regularly I’m a Gold 2-1 player (I was better last year than this, but it doesn’t matter). Got a nice team, and i got paired with a decent team (mine was way more expensive). FINAL RESULT: 5-4. You could say: “Typical FC game, no defenses”. The stats are this: 4 shots on target for the rival (I’ll explain the goal that’s left) and 8 shots on target for me.
HENDERSON DIDN’T MAKE A SAVE DURING THE WHOLE GAME. ZERO. CERO PATATERO. When I saw those stats, my mind said that’s enough. If got enough money, I would fly from Asturias (Spain) to Sheffield, find out the residence of Dean Henderson and politely ask him to give up football, get married, have a couple of beatiful sons and become a manager, so HE DOESN’T GET ANY MORE CARS ON FIFA ULTIMATE TEAM.
So, HENDERSON HASN’T GOT ANY TRAIT. HE HASN’T GOT ANY STATS, IT’S A 0 OVERALL. These last months I’ve used a couple GKs (Ter Stegen, Pope, Alisson, etc.). NO ONE IS WORSE THAN HENDERSON. I’m really telling you, unless you are a Sheffield United supporter or if Henderson is part of your family, don’t sign him. Don’t waste the coins. I recommend all of you to waste the 35k coins he’s worth in packs. If you get a 75 GK, he will save more goals than this individual.
“Lucky” for me, this guy is untradeable. I will send him into de PL TOTS Guaranteed SBC. If I get him again, I will leave this game for good. I’m deadly serious. DON’T SIGN HIM PLS. I’M DOING THIS REVIEW FOR THE HEALTH OF ALL OF YOU.
From this day, Dean Bradley Henderson is nº1 enemy of my club (apart from the bloddy Ryan Kent).
Be safe, stay home and please, DON’T WASTE YOUR COINS ON THIS INDIVIDUAL. IF YOU GOT HIM UNTRADABLE, KEEP HIM ON YOUR CLUB AND USE HIM ON ANY SBC, EVEN A GOLD UPGRADE. DON’T GIVE HIM THE POSITION OF YOUR STARTING GK, HE WILL HAUNT EVERY GAME, EVEN IN SQUAD BATTLES GAMES.
88 rating TOTS. Can fit properly in the PL TOTS Guaranteed SBC. Well, he fits properly in every SBC the game’s got. BUT NOT IN YOUR STARTING GK.
Everything. In real life, this fella may be good, but in FUT the turned him in the opponent’s 12th player. If you are playing against him, don’t worry; the win is yours.