Player Review
93 - Premium SBC
I knew that this was coming, it simply had to come due to Wayne's retirement. Of course, as any person who's been following Rooney since his Everton day, this is a MUST DO. I love Wayne with all of my heart and I am a Manchester United fan all of my life. I completed it within a nanosecond and jumped in the game to test out the hero unit.
I shall not bother you with details, I am sure that you can see that for yourself. He is a destroyer of worlds. He will carry 3 Varanes on his back and will cannon TOTY Neuer in the goal along with the ball and the first three lines of opposition supporters - just like he did in his prime. Cherish Wayne Rooney, gentlemen, and he will deliver for you and for that badge that you've chosen for your shirt. Be kind, be proud, just like he was.
The hero we needed.
- Being Wayne Rooney.
- Bane of Mbappe, Neymar and the rest of the cancer meta players.
- No known cons to men.