Player Review
82 - Rare
Ok guys. Fifa 21 started and everyone (except the jiggili diggili rich youtubers) is looking for cheap players to get along with in the first Weekend League (which was delayed due to unforseen circumstances > cheers EA, same shit as every year).
I play this freaking, french baguette with fromage sun of a gun next to David Alaba and I have to say I don't see any difference comparing them both sexy Bayern triple crown 2020 champions. Let's check his stats:
Im currently a ligue 3 player, started with 4 wins out of 5 (lost the 5th thanks to a loan army around Haaland)
Pace > 10/10
Very fast for a CB, catches up strikers easliy.
Shooting > It doesn't matter for a CB like the opinion of MC Donald Trump.
Passing > 8/10
More than enough for a CB, can't remind any worng pass resulting in a goal for my time wasting playing oponnent.
Dribbling > 9/10 (for a CB)
Quick turns, faster than a virgin losing her virginity.
Defending > 10/10
Very good! Even Ronaldo or the high rated players (Nakata) struggle to get passed him.
Physicality > 9/10
Nearly better physics than John Cena. Some say the train in the same gym.
To be honest > This card is never ever a 82 rated player. Honestly feels like an high rated CB. If he would be in the overpriced Premier League he certainly would my cost 50k.
Cheap
Fast
Very good defending
Very good physical
Sexy hyper link to his brother, who by the way is pretty good as well (yes I do play both in one team)
Good links due to his french baguette nation
Can't see any at the start of fifa. Maybe if you don't like baguette fromage, but otherwise nothing to complain about.