Reviews

90 - Thunderstruck

5.0

Hempi Hempi

By TheFutties, 29-12-2023

Hemp was one of the first cards I've packed untradeable and I was very happy that she was able to get upgrades. I used her as a LM/LW most of the time (the squad I linked was edited by me, here she is atm a sub) and I loved that card. She is so fast, so agile, can pass and her crosses are sick af, her shooting is also very nice, the only downside is her low strength and that her shoots are sometimes... weird? I mean, I scored a lot of finesse or trivelas with her, but sometimes, it seems, she can't hit the goal for no reason.

After her second upgrade, she felt a bit nerfed for me and I dunno why. I play in Div5/Div4 and started with her as she was 89 rated, where she was a big part of my team and my playstyle. After the upgrades she doesn't perform so good anymore (but good enough as a sub), sadly she only can play as LM/LW, so I can't use her in my 4321 atm, but thats my fav formation. Since I switched to a more beastly-cheap squad, she still comes up as a sub and score/assist some goals.

Its save a skill issue, cuz I also can't play with Rodrygo TOTGS or Dembeles IF... I need more... strong players there? Anyway, the first months, I was so in love with this card, thats why I will rate her high anyway here.

awesome accleration and sprint speed
sick crosses
good passes
can finesse/trivela
great stamina
great crosses (when she takes them for sure)

low strength
get tackled fast, so try to outrun the opponents
her shooting is sometimes weird
her height, for sure

Formation: 442-2

Position: LW

Games: 340

GPG: 0.32

APG: 0.25

5.0

Overall

4.5

Value

4.5

5.0

Stamina

Pace (10/10)

Shooting (7/10)

Passing (8/10)

Dribbling (8/10)

Defending (1/10)

Physicality (1/10)

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