Player Review
81 - IF
So, Wout Weghorst. What is there to say about this man, except that he is an animal. I have never been so pleasantly surprised in my life. I like to play crossing football, and I can say that this man is the best Aerial Threat that Fifa has blessed me with. I played him with HAWK chem style, which gave this man the most unfair statistics that I have ever seen. 95 SHOT POWER, 93 STRENGTH, and 90 JUMPING on a 6"6 behemoth means that if you hold L2 in the box or off a goal kick with this card, it is physically impossible for him not to win the ball. Albert Einstein once proposed that the speed of light was the fastest thing could exist. However, Einstein never saw Wout Weghorst head a football. This human should be banned from all consoles, as he has proven that man has indeed meddled in matters that far exceed their knowledge. He is the unknown God of fifa 18.
- Despite the fact that his head is about 10 miles from the ground, he seems to be able to weave through players like a professional extreme seamstress.
- I'm fairly certain that the power generated by a green timed header from this man would have put both Nagasaki and Hiroshima to shame.
- He has replaced his legs with either springs or rockets, as he towers over defenders and goalkeepers
- He swats away players like TOTY varane like pesky flies around his afternoon picnic
- Once this man hits a driven shot, it is a legal requirement for all players to remain at least 15m away from the ball to avoid disintegrating
- For what you get in terms of value, this man is more cost effective than investing in solar energy in the Gobi Desert
- 1 on 1 can be shaky
- Not that quick - but lets be honest, at 6"6 if he's 70+ pace, that'll get the job done.
- You can't use him against your friends, or they will plot to kill you after you clap their cheeks with the horse dildo that is this card
- Passing is meh, but this man is not iniesta, that's not his job.