Player Review
88 - IF
Holy smokes, this card is a monster. This weekend league is my first with him and he has been a beast - 30 goals and 16 assists in 28 games. He is the best thing that has happened to this planet since jesus returned. I love him like my child. Inside the box - goal. Edge of the box - goal. Finesse from the halfway line - goal. Opposition free kick - he'll still score. Martin Tyler calls him daddy when he score.
Shooting
Pace
Existence
Being God
nought